Coaching 5-Day Challenge Suicide Saturday Claim Your Spot
Jonathan Heitritter coaching athletes at Ignite Gym
Co-Ed Elite Training · Ignite Gym · Hull, IA

Suicide
Saturday

Same standard. Men & women. Real programming, real effort — coached hard, safely, and with purpose. Sign up to get session dates and claim a spot.

5:30 AMWake-Up Call
90 MINOf Real Work
100%Effort Required
Confidence Built
The Standard

This Isn't For Dabblers.
Same Standard.

Suicide Saturday is a proving ground — not a hype class. It's structured training with intent: strength, conditioning, mental edge, and discipline. You'll be coached to work hard with clean movement, smart scaling, and real accountability. The standard doesn't change — the coaching adapts to the athlete.

StrengthConditioningConfidence AthleticismDisciplineCommunity
Athlete training hard at Suicide Saturday
Men & WomenOne standard · coached with purpose
Forged With Purpose

What You'll Face

Movement quality first. Intensity second. You'll be pushed — and you'll be coached.

01

Tire Flips

Explosive power. Full-body tension. The kind of effort you can't fake.

02

Farmer Carries

Grip, core, resilience. Carry heavy, walk far, learn who you are.

03

Battle Ropes

Both sessions. Conditioning that builds lungs, shoulders, and grit.

04

Sled Push

Both sessions. Legs, lungs, mental edge. No shortcuts.

05

Bodyweight Grinds

Push-ups, burpees, and finishers that test your will when you're tired.

06

Athletic Finishers

Speed, stamina, and composure. You learn to keep moving under pressure.

The Suicide Saturday community training together
More Than A Workout

Accountability
Hits Different.

Men and women train to the same standard — with coaching that respects the athlete. No fluff, no ego, no weird energy. Just work.

  • Same standard for men & women.
  • Coaching-first: movement quality, smart scaling, real progress.
  • Culture of effort — show up, work hard, leave better than you came.
  • Community that keeps you consistent — even when motivation dies.
  • Confidence built through earned wins — not hype.
Real Work · Real People

The Grind In Action

Meet Your Standard

Jonathan Heitritter

Founder, New Heits Fitness

Jonathan coaches both men and women — same standard, clean training, and real accountability. Suicide Saturday is built to push hard while staying smart. You'll get the intensity you want, with coaching that protects your body and keeps you progressing. You don't need motivation. You need a system and a culture that makes you show up.

Certified Personal TrainerNutrition Specialist 500+ Transformations10+ Years
Coach Jonathan Heitritter
Same StandardCoached with purpose · smart scaling
The Arena

Where It Happens — Ignite Gym

Purpose-built for real training: tires, sleds, ropes, and iron. No fluff. You'll get session dates after signing up — space is limited so the coaching stays elite.

Hull, Iowa

Exact address provided upon registration.

Session Dates Vary

Register to get notified of upcoming sessions.

Fully Equipped

Tires, sleds, ropes, and raw iron.

Join The Movement

Claim Your Spot

Serious training. Limited spots. Register to receive session dates and lock in your place.

Your information is secure and never shared. Limited spots — serious inquiries only.

From The Community

Real Stories. Real Results.

★★★★★
"Hardest work I've done in a long time — and the best I've felt after. Real coaching, real standard."
JJordan M.Consistency Builder
★★★★★
"No fluff. You show up, you work. The community is solid and you leave stronger every time."
AAlex R.Strength + Conditioning
★★★★★
"I loved that it's the same standard — you get coached the right way and pushed with purpose."
KKatie M.Confidence + Athleticism
Got Questions?

Frequently Asked

What fitness level do I need to join? +

It's scalable. You'll be coached to your level while still being challenged. What matters is effort and consistency — not where you're starting.

Is this co-ed? How does that work? +

Yes. Men and women train to the same standard, with coaching that scales movements intelligently to the athlete. No ego, no weird energy — just work.

When and where are sessions? +

Sessions run early (5:30 AM start) at Ignite Gym in Hull, IA. Dates vary — register and you'll be the first notified of upcoming sessions. The exact address is shared upon registration.

What should I bring? +

Show up ready to work: training shoes, water, and a willingness to be coached. Everything else — tires, sleds, ropes, and iron — is provided.

How much does it cost? +

Register to receive session details and pricing. Spots are intentionally limited so the coaching stays elite.

The Alarm Is Set

The Question Is:
Will You Show Up?

Serious training. Limited spots. Lock in your place and we'll send you the next session dates.

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